Cleanliness is next to Sexiness

Personal Hygiene

Most of this should be obvious, but if you’re an idiot follow these rules.

1. Wear clean clothes and shoes
2. Brush your teeth twice a day
3. Floss once a day
4. Take a shower every day
5. Wash your hands after using the bathroom
6. Use deodorant
7. Cut your finger and toe nails
8. Shave, most people think mustaches are creepy